premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

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by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Penis pillow

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.

My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

Buy the Penis guillotine for only 2.99 free shipping and a free protector to stop blood from splatting everywhere

by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019

penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.

When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.

by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019

saggy penis

wanking too hard that your penis wont go up

last night i had a saggy penis

by big boy ross May 22, 2019