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Hoggy Top

"Hey, do you want to video me doing a Hoggy Top?"
by Myballsarestickyandwhite123 February 21, 2025
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Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch
He isn't anything but just another carrot top.
by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021
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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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Top and a bottom

In a gay or lesbian relationship, there will often be a top and a bottom. The top, is the more out going one when going "it", and the bottom is the shy one.
There is a top and a bottom to a gay relationship
by The lesbo November 30, 2020
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Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014
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top

you
you are a top.
charlotte? oh yeah, she’s definitely a top
by wetcoochdrip January 10, 2021
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