A Jesus 

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...

Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."

A Jesus by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

God/Jesus 

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.

God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.

God/Jesus by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving 

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023

Ex Jesus 

Alex

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus

Ex Jesus by Starbellied July 30, 2023

Lord Jesus 

The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.

Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.

Lord Jesus by rimnuthefolf September 7, 2023

Jetway Jesus

A mythical figure colloquially known in the airline industry believed to miraculously 'heal' passengers who request wheelchairs or any other form of mobility assistance at their point of departure but mysteriously no longer need it upon their arrival. The sudden recovery is often attributed to the miraculous intervention of 'Jetway Jesus'. The term reflects the cynical humor often employed by airline employees due to the perceived misuse of accessibility services by able-bodied passengers.

After helping a passenger in a wheelchair onto the plane, I was surprised to see her walk off unassisted at the destination. Looks like we've had another visit from Jetway Jesus.

Jetway Jesus by HappyCleaner82 November 21, 2023

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad 

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where

Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023