Facebooksturbation

When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.

"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."

by Zenithkaos December 15, 2015

facebook awake

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.

Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!

by Douggers67 September 2, 2016

facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016

facebook nanny

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.

"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"

by BrassBurns June 24, 2016

Facebook life

addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .

you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook

by Facebook life June 19, 2016

facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.

Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.

by cynicald June 9, 2016