facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

Facebook

Karen's space of origin

Random dude- Yo you on facebook

Me- Nah bro not on that cesspool of nonexistent logic.

by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

Facebook

Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!

They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

Facebook

the place you go to argue with people you thought you knew

aykm, my dear co-Facebookee

by dissedurban November 6, 2025

Facebook

Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!

Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”

by EricSparks November 6, 2025