Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real

greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle

by pemis nan August 3, 2024

facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.

Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.

by Truthgenie April 28, 2023

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

Facebook Troll

A Person who deserves to be stabbed in the neck IRL for making other people's lives miserable

Facebook Troll

FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.

Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd

FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days

by LilJay2x September 17, 2023

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.

My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.

by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards

I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.

by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023