Brain Fog Buffet

That state of mind where your brain is overwhelmed with too many thoughts and distractions, like an all-you-can-think buffet with no clear choice in sight.

“During finals week, I was stuck in a brain fog buffet—couldn’t focus on any subject for more than five minutes.”

by Jacob English January 26, 2026

brain buffer

The term “brain buffer” refers to that brief mental loading pause when someone asks you something and your brain needs a few seconds to process before you can respond.

"Ms. Johnson called on me and my brain buffer kicked in I swear I knew the answer, it just took a second to load."

by LaggyLegend January 27, 2026

Brain rot

Perceived loss of intelligence and critical thinking skill due to overuse of the internet.

That phone has you brain rot

by 89849748984393 January 27, 2026

valve brain

That one dude in a Valve game that won't stop talking shit usually has a nasally voice.

Alfredo: Bro, that valve brain wouldn't shut up last game. What was his problem?
Kelly: Idk man, maybe he only plays games that Steam creates.

by krogerkilla January 30, 2026