A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022
Get the Dumpster Boner mug.It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
Get the Boner Sauce mug.When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.
My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.
by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022
Get the Boner-able mug.1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
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Get the Boner mug.cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022
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