A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023
Get the Alex Lomutomug. alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .
by blackiewithafatty March 8, 2023
Get the Alexmug. by Top shagger euan November 4, 2020
Get the Alex philipsonmug. Alex is a sexy man who loves fuckin girls and had sex in year 7 and has a giant cock with a lot of hair. He is very religious pedo
by YUNZ43LX12 November 26, 2020
Get the Alexmug. This is when they got abolished from the 1v1 and cannot get even one kill (50-0 on builds).
This would have many proven by many build, box and zone 1v1s especially if they are called Alex and would probably have this happen to them by people named Dom.
This would have many proven by many build, box and zone 1v1s especially if they are called Alex and would probably have this happen to them by people named Dom.
by Paradox_vx February 19, 2024
Get the 345 - 0 Alexmug. Alex is a good guy sometimes in a wheelchair who will give u money if u need some but cuz he is a bulangiu he is gonna try to get that money back from you and will try anything in his power to do so, or just to run u over with his wheelchair.
by AlexAlexS April 12, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by peeva December 16, 2021
Get the Eva loves Alex moremug.