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urban yeti

Any excesively hairy human in any civilized enviroment. Natural habitats include the beach, sporting events, and little italy.

see also: hippie, wookie, muzzy, arab
fetch the clippers and the nets, we're gonna catch us an urban yeti!
by urban_yeti May 27, 2004
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urban tumbleweed

just like the rural tumbleweed..

likes to make an appearance during awkward silences but it is a little old man / woman on a mobility scooter.

they have incredible timing and can go up to 12 mph but seam to slow down to be more painful.
while jack was waiting for the pun in his joke to be laughed at the urban tumbleweed made its appearance.. and slowly slid passed.
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urban willy

abrakadrabra, now im a fish
by rugged fish July 17, 2003
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Urban Camping

Urban Camping: Urban camping involves the acquisition of a 45sqft apt in the city sparsely equipped with furniture or appliances. Camper subsists on top ramen, a 2 lb box of cheez-its, and diet hot chocolate packets lifted from the break room at work. Optional: Drawer full of salt and ketchup packets, disposable chopsticks and a knack for toasting bread over the open burner.
Martha had been urban camping so long in her new apartment, she was beginning to steal plastic silverware and keg cups before she even ran out!
by Ilovelillo April 8, 2009
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urban golfing

hitting duct tape balls with a sand wedge at cars or houses
by connor November 2, 2003
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Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is simply the only dictionary any person ever needs. It is extremely factual and scientific.
-shit who the fuck is obama?
-idk look it up in Urban Dictionary
by ay dey dey{[wants a jonas]} February 20, 2009
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Urban Camping

When you set up a campsite and/or tent in the woods in a city/town, and then immediately leave and do not spend any of your camping time actually at the camp, but in the city instead.
Joe: Hey man wanna do some Urban Camping?
Ron: Sure! Lets go longboarding and have fires at random places and not return until sun-up!
by coolbeansman43 September 26, 2010
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