Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them

Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge

by cheernation08 September 14, 2015

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Two man

A two man is a Dom, Makaylie, Jacob and Mackayla

This is just used as a two man because this is the best of both duos

by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq fr no cap

sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap

by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021