King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget December 9, 2011

slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.

girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king

by willyplayswithwilly November 22, 2021

Burger King crown

A crown that people can wear at burger King.

Oh this one time at burger King I saw a little girl wearing a burger King crown while on her tablet and dancing to September by earth wind and fire.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

burger king bulldozer

Somebody who goes to Burger King and orders 27+ whopper burgers and a bunch of large packs of fries. They often order a lot of chicken nuggets too.

Woah, that guy over there is a Burger King bulldozer.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018

King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

King George lll

Literally so hot. I would let him step over me and then say thank you. I bet he has abs and stuff. I’m a top but I’d happily be a bottom for him. DADDY KING GEORGE-CHAN

King George lll is my sugar daddy.

by Your_local_manwife March 28, 2022

boris the shaslick king

Some one that amazing also known as life of boris on youtube

King
Youtuber boris the shaslick king
Life of boris

by Cykq January 23, 2018