When you feel your turd is pushing
I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning
by styn99 March 07, 2014
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To come up on something in a way that diminishes it. To demean, to dominate, to devour. To freak that bitch out.
Jody: Man I got crowned on by that trigonometry test.

Heath: I am about to crown on your croquet ball! Booya!
by benthorot August 05, 2007
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v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.
by Splinkio December 09, 2003
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- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.
"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"

"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"
by BloodMuttsRevenge August 25, 2006
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When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.
"OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..."
by Dr Bob December 17, 2003
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A cover for your teeth that dentist recommend when you have destroyed teeth
Dentist: you need a crown

Patient : I don't have enough money
by the ecstatic August 15, 2017
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