2 take tony

Meaning you nail it in 2 takes

Lil white mama: I want to video that! Can we? It was so funny!

Brotha: Fo sho.

Lil White Mama: Wow, you nailed it!

Brotha: Just call me 2 take Tony

by Brothaontheinside September 4, 2018

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

Taking a Kenzie

you take a poop , usually in someones home other than yours

I kenzied in my butt
My friend was taking a kenzie at our house

by anonymous January 3, 2024

Low Take

An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.

Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.

by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

Taking the kids to Galveston

When one has a wet dream whilst there is diarrhea in their drawls.

Bro, I couldn't believe the sight I saw this morning. Just another day, taking the kids to Galveston.

by Doodlebap August 3, 2025