shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

by rotfloling April 12, 2009

shit talker

A person who talks shit

Everyone who talks shit on people on this webite is a shit talker. -And for the people who are too scared to put there name....see PUSSY.

by tommy May 11, 2003

Shit Starter

a person dat cause trouble

Mayne u a shit starter

by Hot Atl Mama December 23, 2004

wiki that shit

when you need to know something, you look it up on wikipedia

"what was hitler's birthday?"
"i dont know. wiki that shit."

by mm1234 January 23, 2009

Stupid Shit

One who has currently done something stupid and/or retarded.

You stupid shit.

by N April 3, 2004

Tantric Shitting

Similar to tantric sex, ...prolonging the act and therefore pleasure of crapping through patience, restraint and breathing techniques until the faecal orgasm is achieved...

Dude, I had no work to do this morning so I sat on the office toilet for 2 hours achieving a prolonged orgasm of faeces through tantric shitting... awesome

by zoomlion February 27, 2009

Liqui-shit

The watery shit that shoots out of your ass at 1000 miles per hour splashing your ass on impact.

Yo those tacos gave me a mean case of the liqui-shit.

by Jo Bob May 13, 2005