Straighties

= Straight + besties
Who are the best allies you can ever have also is way too cool and beautiful than you but love and protect you anyway.
Used in lgbtq+ community

Mood: when you have way too fabulous straighties that you tell yourself to never dream of getting a boy/girlfriend (both negative and possitive)

by Hedgyhead September 3, 2017

Straightoscope

A straightoscope is the opposite of a gaybar. If you have a good straightoscope you are able to quickly tell if a person is straight.

Person 1: Apparently Larry is going to go to the pride festival this year, I never knew he was gay.
Person 2: He's not gay.
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 2: Trust me, I've good a solid straightoscope.

by Some_Dude69 December 29, 2017

StraightLamp

Why such a coincidence you killed me on roblox riding ur gay mopede

Hi, StraightLamp here

by Kaegan👌mcnair June 13, 2018

StraightUpKnives

A Bitch who is married to a non-Bitch name SaraKateeeeeeeeeeeeeee

isnt StraightUpKnives a bitch?

by Bilbow :) June 18, 2018

Straighty 180

A woman who looks like she plays it by the books, but actually gets high thinking about other people getting high, yet doesnt partake?
Is a white rap queen with soul of a Sista!

Person 1: Is that woman high?
Person 2: nah man, she’s Straighty 180, she gets high just thinking about weed but she don’t smoke

by Malady Pegasus October 3, 2018

Straightback

When an Italian American male combs his hair back.

When you get older Charlutz, you gotta do a nice straightback like my fatha

by Sonchacho October 5, 2018

straightgate

When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.

You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!

by MaskedBandits August 27, 2018