Hirlus Septeverus

A reversed snake where it's scales are on the inside and it's meat is dripping juices everywhere on the outside.

Dylan: What the fuck is that on your rug dude!?
Jeremy: I dunno man the wife just bought this new Hirlus Septeverus for me since she took the fucking kids.
p.s: Caren I want the fucking kids back, I don't care about this meaty boi.

by Biggus Diccus Supremus November 3, 2018

Skeetless September

For people who couldn’t make through No Nut November or Fapless February

Skeetless September is so har

by BWAJ November 21, 2018

Sexless September

U can't do it all of September.

Every single kindergartener destroys sexless September.......hopefully

by Basscrack November 12, 2019

seduce september

Seduce september is an online meme where girls dont have the right to say no to having sex. No excuses. Enjoy september

“Babe,let’s do it
“I dont want to
“But its seduce september

by Ql.rrt December 3, 2019

Sexual September

Anything you do and/or say needs to be sexual

Nature: begins sexual September
The world: population goes up 50%

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

BFF Septfecta

A group of seven people who are the highest of high of best friend unity. There is no better distinction or honor than to be apart of one. If you are offered a position to join one you should accept it immediately.

Merten, Michael, Judith, Julie, Daan, Chris and Dennis all make up the greatest of the BFF Septfectas. Together as a septet they could rule the world.

by Patatas Bravas March 9, 2020

Shave September

The month of September all boys shave from their nose down to the tip of their junk

Dude you gotta shave it’s shave September

by minename August 30, 2020