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School Bus 

"damn, i popped 2 school buses and drank endless beers. Remember very little exept waking up hours later on the kitchen floor”
School Bus by thor7614 May 22, 2011

School Shooter 

An individual targeted by the national government due to the fact that they killed drug peddling midgets, generally called "children". They are used to support to support the national government economy through the creation and distribution of illegal drugs. The "school shooter" is a true hero who, after finding the factory housing these midgets, took action by executing all of them. These people are real heros.
Person 1: Did you hear about that school shooter? What a disgusting person!
Person 2: That's exactly what the government wants you to think!
School Shooter by Mr Recruit April 25, 2019

school year's resolution

A commitment an individual makes to a positive lifestyle change to coincide with the first day of school -- when daily schedules for both kids and parents tend to become more regular.
There's no way Sarah could avoid lying around and stuffing her face with fatty food during the summer, but she's making a school year's resolution to eat better and exercise.

SCHOOL RESTROOMS 

THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH ITS DIRTY SMELLS LIKE DRUGS AND IS DISGUSTING
CAN I GO TO THE DIRTY HORRIBLE RESTROOM WEAVE PAT SCHOOL RESTROOMS SUCK

school friend 

A school friend is someone you talk to in school and not outside of school. A friend who can’t find time to talk to you doesn’t become a “school friend”just because you want them to text you first , or talk to you first .
eric: istg im finna make a post about my “friends” just because they didn’t text first on this break , ik they were “school friends”

maya: eric just because they can’t talk to you rn or text you first doesn’t mean they’re your “school friends” your not the center of attention!

School Bus 

A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)

So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz

Kids : OH FUCK
School Bus by Derek12266 October 24, 2009