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Pedestria

The Country from which pedestrians come from
My parents moved from pedestria to america so i am Pedestrian-American
by Jaiden Animations July 1, 2023
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Pedal bike master

He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.
Did y'all go watch the pedal bike master ride a wheelie for over a mile.
by Blessedmess July 2, 2023
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Pedophilia

This is going to be provocative to many, but truth and logic speaks its own language.

You are. Thus, you are calculating on your options: life and living.

In this, you are in 3D space, and TIME. Tomorrow comes, bettle, tree, ape or human alike.

You, are build for fun.

Gratitude.

There are no other options.

Since we, for the sake of kilojoules, defines ourself through the perilous journey of hunt, to be here at all, hunt, thrill and eating, are whom we are.

Growing from ape to human, the conclusion is simple:

The meaning of life is to grow to become a serial killing rapist pedophile: life is shit. It has to be, and without death, no thrill, no worth. As such; discarge through the highest hunt, for the sweetest prey, is the highest stance of being human.

DAD
"AND.. He's a pedohile.." "Gosh, you really didn't overscore this time, did you.. :D"
"The dawn of pedophilia, the meaning of life, the dawn of the new man, GOD.. Were we ever wrong.."
by GODDADDY July 3, 2023
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pedophile

a adult who should be in jail because they couldn’t keep they’re woohoos in at the water park
yeah he was a pedophile. Fucking everyone’s children
by Audrey’s sie July 3, 2023
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Pedigree Mimic

A person who pretends to have credentials or background experience or a pedigree that they don't actually have. For example, they did a month course at Harvard and put 'Harvard graduate' on their profiles. Technically this is true, but the audience assumes a broader pedigree than the person actually has.
Tom's resume was selected because he's was pedigree mimicing and included that week harvard class in his resume.
by Human Peacocking July 7, 2023
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Pedophile

A disgusting person (which is even worse when they commit sexual crimes against minors) who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.
Person 1: Hey did you hear? Mike turned out to be a pedophile!

Person 2: Ew fucking disgusting. Wish I was NEVER his friend.
by NahREAL July 18, 2023
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Pedo Joe

Random idea that trumpers have with no context out of absolutely nowhere and no proof about Joe Biden
Jimmy: I better hide my kids, Pedo Joe is coming to come and molest them

John: How? Where did that come from?

Jimmy: (Lost Face)
by Johnthegamer49 July 26, 2023
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