i hate you

wow what a nice thing to say

i hate you jimmy

by ihateapples10 September 3, 2018

I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012

i just do

A way of saying there is no explanation for something you do

Teacher:How do you know my name?
Student:I just do,sir.

by SomeoneNew March 12, 2007

I shidded and fardded

A point in time where you see something so crazy that you literally shit your pants.

Jake:bro I saw something so crazy that I shidded and fardded!😂😂😂
Dawn:woah that’s crazy!😂😂😂

by Shitmaster2000 May 21, 2019

I threw it on the ground

a frase people say just to be funny. it was a SNL music video

i dint fall into the system. I threw it on the ground!

by Shikyra November 20, 2011

I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020

i have cancer

when you have cancer you have cancer :D

You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it

by Its not my real name September 1, 2017