Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.
'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

by clickeye3 June 28, 2021

by Sawyer1093 October 10, 2012

A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025

by Høødmøbb OGs September 14, 2020

by Go od April 7, 2020

Some annoying twins and a girl. They’re the teachers pet but secretly hate him. One twin likes the girl the others gay.
Person 1: hey did you hear Cheri and Cyrus date? Person 2: yea what about kaleb? The other twin person 1: Oh,That niqqa dead Person 2: Oh they were the 2 C’s and 1 K.
by Niggawhyuneeed know March 15, 2020
