Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.

John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum

by kylematthews June 18, 2023

Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018

Bum

Someone with a dump truck of a gluteus Maximus😏

Damn nice bum

by Virginity bandito April 13, 2022

Ho-bum

Noun; A combination of the word 'hobo' and 'bum'. A person who is any of the following: Lazy, a moocher, a person who doesn't seem to do much.

Allyssa was a total bum, but Michael was a ho-bum.

by ultimatebum September 16, 2011

Krum bum

A MEGA buttcheek

That man over there is being a real Krum bum

That man has some big Krum bums

by Mr. Soundtree July 16, 2022

the bum battle

The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.

The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess

by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014