Pissed as a fart

probably a cardi B lyric

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

Jewish fart

When a Jewish person shits themselves and their pants are full

Was that a Jewish fart? That was loud as fuck and damn it stinks.

by ogpole May 25, 2023

fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.

A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.

by teddyyql May 23, 2016

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

Fart Flaps

Butt cheeks.

That one passed right through the fart flaps.

by TheBanchou July 8, 2017

marshmallow fart

When your farts taste better toasted.

My farts are marshmallow fart they taste best toasted.

by Fartfaceace November 16, 2021

Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.

"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"

by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019