When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017
Get the Facebook funeralmug. Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.
by Brian Greenfield May 14, 2014
Get the Facebook faithfulmug. a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.
Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
by razziebomm December 11, 2022
Get the Facebook Mommug. the act of producing a very piercing stare into the camera when taking a slutty photo of oneself that makes people oncomfortable
the ''facebook stare'' is as to say : ''yes i am a huge whore but you cant look while i show my tits
this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces
this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces
by nupey giga September 11, 2011
Get the facebook staremug. The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.
by anonymous May 23, 2021
Get the Facebookmug. Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.
Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.
by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Whoremug. An individual who meticulously inspects Facebook (and/or other social media platforms) to collect vulnerable information about a person/people. The information is then collated and shared among a group of friends in order to find ways in which to subtly manipulate the objective.
What is going on? I feel like the people around me are zeroing in on specific details about me and dropping subs.
Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.
Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.
by D.M. Willie Quinn January 30, 2019
Get the Facebook Geniusmug.