death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker

Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion

by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017

Death

The Overarching Antagonist of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, based on the folklore version of Death, being a white bipedal wolf instead of a skeleton.

Puss: you are no bounty hunter, you are..
Death: Death! And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theatrically or in any other fancy way. I'm Death, Straight. Up.

by JabariTheBeaver September 21, 2023

death

the cure

You should try out death if you feel sick or a little bit sad.

If you have depression, death is the way to go!

by BD420 October 3, 2019

Zombie Death Music

A term that some people would use to define screamo and all the genres that include it.

Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...

by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010

death menstruation

When the odor of a woman's period blood is is so rancid, not even she can tolerate herself.

(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?

(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!

by One unlucky girl December 27, 2024

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Living Death

A state of grief so intense, so unimaginable, so unconscionable, you lack the coping skills to process what’s happened, so you just go through the motions of your subsequent days with as little effort or even consciousness as possible.

If my child or partner was murdered in a mass shooting, I would probably suffer living death.

by anonymous March 28, 2023