Sand Cock

A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009

Cock pocket

Adjective; crass, obnoxious description of a vigina.

Man that chic had a nice tight little cock pocket.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

cock thirst

Used to denote an occassion when a homosexual is sexually frustrated and in need of some cock action.

Thought to have originated in Glasgow

Mike: "Hey Robbie have you seen Richie today?"

Robbie: "Yeah he is in one fucking bad mood, he definately has the cock thirst"

Mike: "I will stay clear of him or he might try and hump me"

Robbie: "I would too. He is one crazy, sex hungry, gay fucker!"

by Garry Hamilton September 5, 2008

Spicey cock

Guy gets his dick sucked after chick/dude eats four Habanero pepper thus causing a intense burning sensation!

I didnt know what that bitch ate until she gave me a Spicey cock

by Barthalemyou change February 11, 2009

cock pocket

the part of a female which is used for reproduction. also known as a vagina, sleeve of wizard, and meat curtains. RP

I want to stick my yogurt slinger in her cock pocket.

by r73u3s3p1 January 15, 2011

cock spawn

Used to describe a baby. In a sence, we are all cock spawn since we are spawned from a cock.

Shut that little cock spawn up!

by razer6890 October 26, 2006

cock catapult

at the brink of blowing your load on your partner's face...hold the erect penis against your belly and release it at the same time of orgasm slinging jizz all over your partner's face

"dude, i gave your sister the cock catapult last night, great success!"

by t_hic50 April 19, 2009