The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 09, 2021

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 06, 2011

Boner Jams

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm

Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams

by Shaelyn hater April 04, 2021

Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish

random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner

by BLISS PATCHES March 09, 2021

Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.

“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”

by MikeWaz0wski March 04, 2023

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 07, 2024

mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.

The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,

by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024