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boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ
omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.
man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
by BoxIconer May 2, 2022
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Boner

A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of
*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her
by FemboyMilk May 9, 2022
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boner

Good job boner! -Dani
by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022
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boner

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl
by mewsem October 21, 2022
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Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022
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