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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
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Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018
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Non-boner-y

The lack of sexual reaction a man has to a non-binary woman.
When a woman decides to be ill-defined in a gender sense she can become very unattractive to men to the point of being non-boner-y.
by OlFriar April 13, 2021
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Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
by Capitan December 8, 2012
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Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.
I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.
by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 17, 2025
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Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.
Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"
by Taway May 23, 2023
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pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade
I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.
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