What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
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by Cincosocks April 17, 2016
Get the B brott laser mug.When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.
Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B
Jordan: I played a B
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Get the bar-b-tude mug.1. A commonly attempted dance move where the dancer shakes their butt so fast that the resultant jiggle can attract even hetorosexual members of the same sex.
2. A sex move performed in the 'doggy' position. The male stands motionless on his knees while the female oscillates her butt so fast he is brought to a climax by no action of his own.
2. A sex move performed in the 'doggy' position. The male stands motionless on his knees while the female oscillates her butt so fast he is brought to a climax by no action of his own.
1. We knew Brittney's dance had reached the Tri-B-D level once even the girls on the dance floor where checkin' out that ass.
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Get the Anita B Etin mug.Bitch made boy who was choked slammed in 3rd grade and had to be taken away on a wheelchair. Someone who is offended and butthurt like a 13 year old white girl. Can also be referred to as baby bottled bitch.
Friend: "Hey, who was that guy that got choked slammed in 3rd grade and had to be taken away on a wheelchair like a baby bottled bitch?"
Me: "Baby bottled bitch, Tyler B-L."
Me: "Baby bottled bitch, Tyler B-L."
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