SIMP

Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.

Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.

by The one that has no name June 9, 2022

Simp

Some mf named Job

That guy over there is a Simp, his name is Job

by Mikerrd March 6, 2020

simp

me.

: r/n is a simp

: why?

: they think y/n is hot

by doodle simp bug October 22, 2020

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

simp

a male that will do anything to date a female.

Your a simp .

by poliujytgredwqasfhkmznxbcv May 28, 2020

Simp

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤

Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”

by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024

simp

to like or attracted

he’s a simp

by push na May 1, 2020