facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

My Facebook photo

That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.

Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real

greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle

by pemis nan August 3, 2024

Facebook Mom

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.

POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom

by razziebomm December 11, 2022

Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards

I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.

by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023