hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016

Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.

1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020

second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody

when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.

by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010

Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.

I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.

by TRA90 March 7, 2023

second hand dome

When you use a bong or pipe after someone has used it for a spliff or mole bowl and get a head rush from the nicotine.

Jared used my bong after I ripped a spliff and he got second hand domed.

by Jared Daniga April 14, 2014

Kalahari Hand-trap

Having sex doggy style, reach your whole hand into her anus and grab your penis through the wall of the vagina and anus increasing internal friction.

Kyle was sure not to pull out while he had an arm in the Kalahari Hand-trap.

by Schmele May 21, 2023