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Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.
Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.
by sspm22 May 31, 2020
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IDubbbz is a simp- he lets his girlfriend have an onlyfans.
by AxellAcce October 10, 2021
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Possessiveness, it comes from the word pimp, but it is simp because the simp uses the partner for validation and constantly needs sexual reassurance to avoid feelings insecure, the partner needs to finds the simp sexually attractive, that is why the simp lies and brags about what they give and do for their partner, so that other people think highly, when desired by more, the simp feels more secure but in reality, only shares with the partner and isolates, takes, the simp only says gives to make the simp desirable and attractive and everyone believes the fairytale and thinks the partner is worthless, not interested, without knowing who the simp is because the simp disappears everytime the simp has a partner.
The simp is a real bro, he has breast to fondle and a p*ssy to cum, he pitied his friend, and he wanted his ex to get a bf, that is why he made secret nudes without her consent and sended to his narc friend for a blind date. It cost the simp 40000 to escape prison.
by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020
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by SimpExposer June 6, 2020
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Simping is to respect women and not being disrespectful and showing them how powerful and appreciated they are
by Checkmate347 June 30, 2022
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“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”

“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”

“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023
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