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Sarah Jessica Parker Effect 

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.
Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
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Richard Parker 

Richard Parker, the Bengal tiger from Life of Pi by Yann Martel, was named after an Edgar Allan Poe character from "The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket," written in 1838.

In the story, however, the narrator explains that a hunter named Richard Parker shot the tiger's mother. Sometime during the baby tiger's transport to Ponticherry Zoo, the hunter's name was subsituted for the tiger's name, and the name stuck.
Referring to Richard Parker, from p.198 of Life of Pi: "Don't you think that before he submits to eating puffy, putrefied zebra he'll try the fresh, juicy Indian boy just a short dip away?"
Richard Parker by E.Hall August 18, 2006

Parking Lot Pimpin

Rolling in the parking lot with your tight ass ride. Trying to show off and pick up some hoes.
We were parking lot pimpin in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

back alley parkin' 

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.
"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
back alley parkin' by D. Gould January 6, 2006

sarah jessica parker 

A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.

Sarah Jessica Parker 

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact
Sarah Jessica Parker by t.nu September 3, 2011