Daniel

Both a god and a duck according to this website
Will try to play solitaire with the sates of America and multiple countries
A liquid bi-plane
Cannot recognize their own pride flags
Will announce that they hate the internet, and then spend most of their time on reddit and use memes as 75% of their vocabulary
Used to be very short, but is now taller than me dammit
Is over obsessed with cereal
Has over 1000 Pokemon cards

Has been playing Minecraft since 2013

Person 1: so you're gay?
Daniel: well yes, but actually no

by Obsessive child February 15, 2020

Daniel

The most patient and lovable boy that exists. His girlfriend loves him so much she calls him flaqui and is always thinking about him and those special moments they have together, specially in the park.

Wow! Look at that handsome boy, his name has to be Daniel!

by crackerjacker809 November 24, 2021

Danielle

Lit rally the most problematic people luv for example Danielle bregoli and Danielle Cohn

Danielle is such a bitch!

by No696969420 December 8, 2019

daniel a

a daniel a is a person who thinks they're funny but really isn't. they can't keep a secret and are obsessed with cameras.

omg you are such a daniel a, you keep talking about film cameras and tell bad jokes to everyone!

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Daniel

An unfortunate guy who’s had major trauma in the past , has a learning disability and on top of that non existent and a absolute goofball nobody has or ever will take seriously, usually lies majority of the time to others and especially himself to try delude himself to make himself feel attractive even though he is a constant reject to the female population no 🧢

Girl: daniel really don’t get the hint to leave

Guy: ain’t nobody want that beat goof around

by Davidgotback May 20, 2021

Daniel

The mother fucking person that leaves you behind after kicking you in the nuts. And you're forced to apologize.

Daniel:Shut up and sleep with me

by Zero Dialga November 2, 2019

daniel

if you have a daniel in your life you probably know that he is the sweetest guy on the planet. he has a big heart and cares for everyone around him. his eyes are absolutely gorgeous and his smile is something to never get over, it’s just truly so beautiful. he is handsome and adorable at the same time and always makes you laugh. it’s so easy to love him and show your appreciation for him. if your boyfriend is a daniel, never let him go, he is so special and a gem of the world. daniel is so kind and gives the absolute best hugs everrrrr, as well as kisses. he invests so much care into the people he cares about and the things he loves doing. he’s also shmexy so yeah ;)

person 1: wow that guy is attractive AND super sweet
me: yup that’s daniel for you *heart eyes*

by soggy moustaches August 27, 2021