Mother Wiggin'

Freaking out on someone in a motherly way.

"The driver next to me was texting while she was driving and I rolled down my window and totally started mother wiggin' on her."

by nobodydoesitlike October 26, 2012

a wiggins

A voyeuristic wank whilst hiding in shadows.

I was scrumping for apples the other night in the neighbours garden. I looked up and realised his wife was at their bedroom window absolutely starkers. So quickly, I had a wiggins and continued scrumping.

by dread robot noid December 4, 2013

Albany Wigeon

Pretty much the definition of Fru Fru, the cutest little angel, with the magical ways of the great sacred Wigeon. From the fairy tail lands of Great Britain she nests in a great tree and awaits her nestling fellow birdie. Albany Widgeon pretty much means helping others threw the use of compassion and love with the helping of yoga. We should all aspire to be greater beings such as the Albany Widgeon. All would be so much better if we all had our own one.

Likely things Albany Wigeons do,

* Sending love to the world
* In Fields dancing in the rain
* With other Wigeons eating trail mix
* Restaurants, this little one likes good food

* With the fellow Man Bird
* In nest, cuddling
* Being a nature dweller

* Creative things, such as being inspiring
* Making food

Genuinely Beautiful Person

"Did you see that girl, She is such an Albany Wigeon."

"I wish I was an Albany Widgeon, they seem to have so much fun."

"I could really do with an Albany Wigeon in my life, Damn"

by seniormagiepigeontawnymouthowl May 15, 2014

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.

Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!

by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014

Ear wiggin

When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...

I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol

by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016

worm wiggler

1. A sexually inexperienced girl who nevertheless enjoys overly-fondling the penis, particularly a flaccid (and thus non-threatening) one.

2. Any woman or girl who truly enjoys handling the male member.

Can be disparaging, or not.

"Shit man, I've known Brunhilde was nothing but a worm wiggler since that sock hop back in '58."

"Julie's a cute little worm wiggler, isn't she?"

by madlane September 9, 2016

Saniliner wiggle

The left, right, front and back wiggle you do on the toilet seat to keep the sanitary toilet seat liner from sticking to your butt when you get up from the toilet seat.

I did the saniliner wiggle and the damn paper still stuck to my ass.

by R-Loz October 19, 2016