Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.

Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"

by Witney Kru December 25, 2020

Flag

Get the Top Shotter mug.

Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

Flag

Get the Total Top mug.

Top host

When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home

Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host

by Pwatson September 03, 2016

Flag

Get the Top host mug.

X on top

X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase

Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.

Now X on top.

Ok see you later Stacey X on top.

In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.

by JamalSlide January 07, 2018

Flag

Get the X on top mug.