Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019
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Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
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Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.
“Hey we should 69

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”
by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025
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Top L

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life
Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L
by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022
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Hi top black forces

Similar to the low top black forces, it gives you the energy to not give a fuck. But when you slip the hi top versions, you get energy that is worse that the low top black force energy. You instantly go crazy and want to beat up everyone so badly. It’s because Hi top forces are outdated that when you wear hi top black forces you just want to not give a single fuck about anything and beat up anything that walks, talks, and stands still. So anyway, it’s best to hide from a nigga with hi top black force energy.
Guy 1: Hey did you see mike with them hi top black forces? Guy 2: Hell yeah that dude beat up the shit out of that dude with low top black forces!
by Thatoneblackdude. July 24, 2023
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Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.
Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
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Top Rop

Top Rop refers to the ability for an employee of a startup to uplevel a machine learning model and improve SHAP value output while maintaining extreme poise and immaculate posture.
Wow, did you see how she Top Ropped this sprint, that will definitely improve our CSAT and NPS while launching a mind blowing experience.
by app12345 June 25, 2021
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