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Donald J. Trump 

As of this writing, the Traitor in Chief of the United States. A Know Nothing (both in the historic and literal sense) who is working hard to bring back the Age of Robber Barons of the late 19th century. He is more than happy to endanger the health of the people of the country just to put more ill-gained funds in his and his corrupt cronies' pockets.
Donald J. Trump for prison, 2020.
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Donald Trump 

A Orange Clown with a yellow wig attached to his head. Somehow IT got into the white house.
A: Have you heard of the new horror film?
B: What's it called?
A: "It uses spray tan and sticks a yellow birds nest on his head and makes it into the white house and calls its self Donald Trump"
B: ARGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDS SCARY WHAT THE FUCK I AINT SEEING THAT?!!!!!
Donald Trump by Foxalie August 3, 2017

Donald Trump 

An orange species that originated from Trumptopia, Donald is just another Trump, which is the newly species' name. The species of Trumps are orange, have cheap looking wigs on their heads, like walls, love their daughters, and marry chick models.
Bro: Dude, that's a Trump! I think he's called Donald. Donald Trump...
Dude: Nice, bro. I'm gonna vote him as president.
Bro: Wtf.....?????
Dude: Stop being such a liberal, man.
Bro: I'm no—
Dude: LOOK AT THAT PERFECT, ROUND, ORANGE FACE. LOOK AT THAT HAIR...it kinda looks like a girl's unsha—
Bro: Shut up, dude. You're embarrassing us.
Trump: *walks up to bro* I don't like you because you're Mexican. I'm gonna build a wall so you will never come to the U.S. again.
Dude: Bro, you're Mexican? Not cool
Bro: Help me...
Donald Trump by Urmom1000000 April 10, 2017

Donald Trump 

To drop the kids off at the pool, from cockney rhyming slang for dump.
I'm going upstairs for a Pat Cash and a Donald Trump. Be Back in an hour.
Donald Trump by Jippo April 21, 2004

Melania trump 

A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again

Donald trump 

The reason why I'm moving to canada
"Donald trump was elected, RIP America"
Donald trump by RIPAmerica December 23, 2016

The Trump 

When one person is receiving oral sex and they comb their pubic hair over the other persons head.
She was deep throating me and I gave her the trump.
The Trump by Cbpiper September 10, 2016