Piece of limp cloth worn across the chest by women who are considered hippy, granola or dead-heads. Looks suspiciously to have been made by hand and ties with string around the neck and lower back. Offers minimal coverage.
by Jenny January 02, 2005
A woman who does not know her place in the world and tries to be a hardass, the equivalent of the male word "tommy tough nuts". These types of women usually require a backhand and then must be sent to the kitchen in order to make you a sandwich.
Tina: I walk into my class 5 minutes late everyday, the teacher don't do nothin' because he knows not to mess with me.
Oliver: Shut up Tina Tough Tits, no one likes you, go make me a sandwich before I backhand you!
Tina: In da streets da girls run shit, we so hard all the time.
Oliver: Ok Tina Tough Tits why don't you just have a cup of shut the fuck up!
Oliver: Shut up Tina Tough Tits, no one likes you, go make me a sandwich before I backhand you!
Tina: In da streets da girls run shit, we so hard all the time.
Oliver: Ok Tina Tough Tits why don't you just have a cup of shut the fuck up!
by SalmonStairWalker September 30, 2011
by Tony Q August 25, 2007
A female who has the qualities of an irritatingly bothersome, baggy eyes, bitch slut, kinky, mid-life crisis, wannabe personality and appearance.
D Unit: Damn, Bitch-tits McGee is in the hiz-zouse!
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.
by BenchMax345 March 01, 2008
Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.
A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.
A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.
A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.
B: your mum's tits.
A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.
A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.
by Donoxian MacGuigan October 25, 2007
Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.
I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.
by Gazira March 22, 2010
This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
by bikejunky February 17, 2010