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take a leak

I told the kids to "take a leak" before we left on the long car ride.
by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025
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Take this in

A phrase used to set the mood and prepare whoever you’re taking to for an incredible story.
A: “Tell that story about you and the green haired girl again!”

B: “Ok ok one last time. So take this in…”
by D123L123 February 10, 2022
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You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
by sawalawg February 5, 2010
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Taking the kids to the pool

Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually
Amber told me she was taking the kids to the pool
by Marleybarbie98 April 27, 2022
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Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".
Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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