saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
Get the sucks gorilla buttmug. When a female (Or gay man) Gets so angry at their cheating significant other they begin thinking about all the dicks they're going to suck to get revenge.
"Oooohhhh, I'm so dick sucking angry right now Karen. Carl's cheating on me again. I think I'll hit up his cousin Trevor and see how he likes that."
"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"
"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"
by VandalCameron November 28, 2018
Get the Dick Sucking Angrymug. When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”
“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”
“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”
by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022
Get the Suck and pushmug. by CALBOY1 June 18, 2019
Get the Bubble-suckmug. by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016
Get the suck my wankermug. When a team is convinced that they are the greatest ever, that they don’t need no help to beat another team (aka Torre) but in reality they can’t do anything but to “win in their own terms”; being in a delusional state.
by that’swhathesaid September 22, 2020
Get the Sucks to sluckmug. by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023
Get the King Of Sucking Dickmug.