new potato

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego

Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it

by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.

“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”

by Chadsxlpeen September 29, 2022

Chicken Potato

A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.

Chicken Potato!

by Chicken Potato October 7, 2022

Giga potato

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me

Fuck me in the ass giga potato

by Potatobehr October 11, 2022

Clete Potato Pancakes

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.

Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”

by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022