Pedging

Pedging is a practical challenge of a mans will of power. Pedging is a very hard task to succeed and it takes years to master. It's when you have to piss really badly while be interrupted by a task. Lets say that you're listening to your friend vent about a very serious topic, but you have to piss so badly, so what weak pussies do is immediately interrupt them and say you have to piss. Or you stay along and keep them blabbering until their done, and then you piss.

NOT PEDGING:
George (In the middle of venting): And she cheated on me and would treat me unfairly-
Tom: Yo uh.. I am so sorry but hold on, I have to use the bathroom.

PEDGING:
George (15 minutes after venting about an ex): And they she just left me and I don't know what to do.
Tom: Wow that is really sad, hold on I have to use the bathroom

by twohatlovessayingpizza5xfast June 3, 2023

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pedophile

Likes to molest and touch little children

Darrius is waiting to prounce on those little boys, because he's a pedophile

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Pedestrian

Anything to describe something slow and extremely casual and or boring.

Uhhh that was the most pedestrian day in school ever! We had to take 16 exams for our 8 classes.

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Pedomommy

Older attractive women, usually who are in their 30s-50s, who are pedophiles. These women usually have an interest for young boys and their son’s friends.

Alex: Dude. Jayden’s mom is so weird. I was sleeping last night and I felt something climb on me, it was Jayden’s mom! I swear she was trying to have sex with me

Peter: Alex.. we all know Jayden has a total pedomommy

by Spergs June 26, 2023

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