Liquor House

A liquor store that is allowed to operate 24/7 because it is not legally a place of business but instead is considered a residence.

Lady 1: You wanna go grab some booze from the spot on main street after work?
Lady 2: We can't do that, we work the night shift so the liquor store won't be open.
Lady 1: Nah, don't worry. The guy who owns the place has a bed in there so it's a liquor house. Not a liquor store.

by Conrad Liquorboi August 24, 2023

slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt

Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

House of Flying Niggers

A trap house full of flying tyrones and jamals doing shaolin kungfu shit.

Loosely based on the film House of Flying Daggers.

Person A: God damn look at dat house of flying niggers.

Person B: Yeah they doing that kungfu shit again.

Person C: Someone get me some roach spray cause they flying around like god damn roaches!

by Nancy Perogi February 20, 2025

house of harlotry

n. Bordello, or, if you are very old, a nice home where an unmarried couple live.

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No daughter of mine is ever going to babysit in a house of harlotry!

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024

Caterpillar house

A house in such bad shape that it would be easier and more cost effective to bulldoze it.

Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.

by davezawislak May 30, 2009

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

by bexbexbex March 31, 2021