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Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.
A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.
by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013
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Facebook

an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".
-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf
by zahraaatli September 23, 2022
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Facebook

If facebook is as harmful as some claim that it is, why would they wait 15 years after it started to make the claims? It's been the same company, same website with a few updates every now and then.
Facebook was never the healthiest way for someone to spend hours of their day, even back in 2008. So what is the point in waiting until 2021 to bring up what was obvious then. The reality is the user controls how much time they spend on Facebook, not Mark Zuckerburg or Facebook. If the user doesn't spend an unhealthy amount of time on facebook by using a little self control, then it's hard to see how facebook is inherently harmful. People once said the same thing about video games, and it works the same way, if the user spends hours of every day playing video games, of course they are creating health problems, both mental and physical. If the user has any self control, it's hard to see how video games are harming anybody.
by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021
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facebook nanny

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.
"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"
by BrassBurns June 24, 2016
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facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.
Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep
by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016
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Facebook Trail

The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.
John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?
by Do I look (-.-) like I care? October 8, 2011
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Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes
Yup. You're getting Facebooked
by WordWhammer July 23, 2024
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