Wesley de Graaf

He is amazing and sweet ad first, then just an asshole. He seems to care about you but he will disappear out of nowhere.

0/5 stars

- My god that Wesley de Graaf seems to be a sexy, caring and just perfect boy
- maybe too perfect, watch out girl.

by Emiprincess April 21, 2022

Journée nationale de urlocalWaifu

Il faut envoyer 404947477473744 euro a urlocalwaifu 🥺 sinon rien enfaite Owo si aesthethic

C'est la journe nationale de urlocalWaifu

J'aime pas ta tête de gros gorille

Journée nationale de urlocalWaifu

by Jdhdvdvevebeb April 21, 2021

João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"

by He's my world March 27, 2024

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

Neca de pitibiribas

Expressão brasileira que significa : absolutamente nada

Ele não fez "neca de pitibiribas" na ocasião.

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Do the De Niro

Saying something surprising that everyone agrees with that results in laughter and applause. The reaction is like posting a dick pic then people saying “wow”.

Robert De Niro: "F* Trump!"

If I could Do the De Niro, I would be internet famous.

by Cordoan June 20, 2018

Christian De Suchi

Someone who resamble a much more famous person but has a different skin tone. The first known example is presumed lookalike of the italian actor Cristian De Sica, an unknown painter called Christian De Suchi.

-Bro, who's that dude. He seems like Obama but he's white.
-It's a Christian De Suchi

by Gioleppo March 18, 2020