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banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Banana Sentence: “Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself*”
by FrnkIero_eyebrows March 4, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

Banana

Why the hell do you need to know what a banana is?
Why are you wanting to find out what a banana is?
by Greatb2003 April 27, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

Banana Throw

The act of throwing, or yeeting a decrepid peel, or mangled banana back to the earth in which it came.
Dude! That was such a banana throw. Hopefully that lady will learn to walk again...
by gmm2412 February 23, 2024
mugGet the Banana Throwmug.

Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday
mugGet the Wet Banana Sundaymug.

Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.
-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
mugGet the Banana Splitmug.

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
mugGet the Banana phonemug.

Banana-ram

When a very obese woman knuckles her vagina in a public place.
Shari has her pants around her ankles in the bar, again. You think she is about to banana-ram? Poor Josh and John have to get the mop out.
by DriftinLuke August 18, 2019
mugGet the Banana-rammug.

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