boner booger

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD

Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD

by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

by Scrufflorrd June 26, 2023

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft

MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!

by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022

An enlargement and hardening of the penis. The only way to get one is to chill with the bros.

I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.

by Villeville August 11, 2021