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Trimming the bush

John-Damn I almost cut my nut off
Carl- How?
John- I was trimming the bush
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.
by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018
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burning bush

Burning Bush is what Moses saw up on the mountain. Moses came back to camp after going for a long hike up the hill, and when everybody asked him "where you been?" he jabbered about a שִׂיחַ a discourse -- he talked to somebody. But שִׂיחַ also means "bush" in Hebrew. So this story got started that all the jibberjabber came from a bush. And then the story got jazzed up to be a burning bush, because they were making fun of how this bush was what Urban Dictionary calls a burning bush -- a cunt that's been seasoned with hot sauce just for cunnilungus. Somehow that joke became THE most widely told story all over the world -- about the Burning Bush.
Hymie's girlfriend's burning bush was really talkin' to him last week -- gave him a real megillah and he had to tell us the whole story.
by Richard808 February 27, 2021
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The bush trick

Throwing your stuff in a bush to come back and get it later, like a less time-consuming treasure map.
“That dickhead bodyguard wouldnt let me bring my own booze, so i had to do the bush trick”
by Slim_smiple January 28, 2023
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bush

When something is stupid, sucks, boring, annoying.
Dude, you broke my window. That is so bush.
by hammy365 August 15, 2010
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smith bush

the bushiest person you'll ever see
damn he has some bush what a smith bush
by premadeyam_nosignal_188_69420 December 13, 2022
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Green bush

A vaginal fungus that turns pubes green and itchy
Oh no I heard he had green bush
by Green bush May 15, 2016
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